There was a fancy banquet in a high-class New York hotel. A famous author sat next to a very beautiful and gracious woman. He was awestruck by her beauty. As they sat through the meal and talked, he finally asked her if she would spend the night with him for $100,000. She blushed, looked down, and finally said yes. He said, "Would you for ten dollars?" She protested, "What do you think I am?" He replied, "We've already established that; now we're working on the price."