Religions of the World

Taoism: Stuff happens.

Hinduism: This stuff happened before.

Confucianism: Confucius say, “Stuff happens.”

Buddism: If stuff happens, it isn’t really stuff.

Zen: What is the sound of stuff happening?

Islam: If stuff happens, it is the will of Allah.

Jehovah’s Witness: Knock, knock. “Stuff happens.”

Atheism: There is no stuff.

Agnosticism: I don’t know if stuff happens.

Protestantism: Stuff won’t happen if I work harder.

Catholicism: If stuff happens, I deserve it.

Judaism: Why does stuff always happen to me?