The Lesson

Then Jesus took His disciples up the mountain and gathering them around Him, He taught them saying,

Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven

Blessed are the meek

Blessed are they that mourn

Blessed are the merciful

Blessed are they who thirst for justice

Blessed are you when you are persecuted

Blessed are you when you suffer

Be glad and rejoice, for your reward is great in heaven

Remember what I am telling you.

Then Simon Peter said, "Do we have to write this down?"

And Andrew said, "Are we supposed to know this?"

And James said, "Will we have a test on it?"

And Philip said, "What if we don't know it?"

And Bartholomew said, "Do we have to turn this in?"

And John said, "The other disciples didn't have to learn this."

And Matthew said, "When do we get out of here?"

And Judas said, "What does this have to do with real life?"

And the other disciples likewise.

Then one of the Pharisees who was present asked to see Jesus' lesson plan and inquired of Jesus his terminal objectives in the cognitive domain.

And Jesus wept.