Southern Humor
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The driver says, "'Bout
what?"
Two Mississippians are
walking toward each other, and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one
says, "Hey Tommy Ray, whatcha got in th'
bag?"
"Jes' some
chickens."
"If I guesses how many
they is, kin I have one?"
"Shoot, if ya guesses
right, I'll give you both of 'em!"
"OK.
Ummmmm...five?"
An Alabamian came home and
found his house on fire. He rushed next door, telephoned the fire department
and shouted, "Hurry over here-muh house is on fahr!"
"OK," replied the
fireman, "how do we get there?"
"Shucks, don't you
fellers still have those big red trucks?"
Why do folks in Kentucky go
to R-rated movies in groups of 18 or more?
Because they heard 17 and
under aren't admitted.
Ida Mae passed away and
Bubba called 911.
The 911-operator told Bubba
that she would send someone out right away.
"Where do you
live?" asked the operator.
Bubba replied, "At the end
of Eucalyptus Drive."
The operator asked,
"Can you spell that for me?"
After a long pause, Bubba
said, "How 'bout I drag her over to Oak Street and you pick her up
there?"
Know why they raised the
minimum drinking age in Tennessee to 32?
They wanted to keep alcohol
out of the high schools.
What do they call reruns of
"Hee Haw" in Mississippi?
Documentaries
Where was the toothbrush
invented?
Arkansas. If it were
invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush.
Did you hear about the
$3,000,000 Tennessee State Lottery?
The winner gets $3 a year
for a million years.
A new law was recently
passed in North Carolina so that when a couple gets divorced, they're still
brother and sister.
What do a divorce in
Alabama, a tornado in Kansas and a hurricane in Florida have in common?
No matter what, somebody's
fixin' to lose a trailer.
How do you know when you're
staying in a Kentucky hotel?
When you call the front desk and say "I've got a leak in my sink," and the person at the front desk says, "Go ahead!"